Friday, May 27, 2011

Lady in Waiting

We have a new neighbor. Sarah Palin just bought a house at 29005 North 82nd Street, about two miles from us in Scottsdale. I feel sorry for the coyotes.

I'm guessing she's here to wait for John McCain to retire or die. I think she's fully aware that she could never be elected President, but Senator from the Great State of Arizona is another story. Many Republicans here adore her, and the Democrats here are experts at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. That amounts to the easiest, cheapest way I know of to hit a serious jackpot. If I were her, I'd do it. Besides, it's damned cold in Alaska.

Can't wait to sip a latte with her at AJs.

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